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September 6, 2008 by enchantingsunshine.
Herein follows another public service announcement as a promise to my friend Jeff.
About a month ago, I purchased a book written by a local author, Charla Muller. The subject of this book has garnered her national attention, in some circles, that is men, attention of great regard and respect, and in others, that is, women, attention of great scorn and notoriety.
You see, Charla wrote a book describing her birthday present to her husband, sex every day for one year. Since reviews of the book ran in the Charlotte Observer and the New York Times, men all across the country have been happily clipping it and leaving on the breakfast table next to their wives’ cereal bowls as a hint, and as evidence that the secret is out, it is physically possible for a women to provide for certain needs if only she makes her mind up to do so. And predictably, women all across the country, have read the article with distaste and subsequently etched Muller’s name into their mental vendetta list as a woman who has betrayed them.
Last week, my friend Jeff and I were discussing how the standards of beauty have changed over the decades. There is a much greater standard for coiffing, plucking eyebrows, styling hair, wearing stylish, fitted clothes, accessorizing…In the conversation, I attempted to mention a few amusing paragraphs that Muller dedicates to this subject. However, I never got past “Muller.” The mention of her name sent my friend into a long, uninterupptable soliloquy about what a wonderful human being Muller is, how grateful he is to her, how special and amazing he thinks she is. Jeff is not a reader particularly and he hasn’t read Muller’s book. But he knows all he needs to know about her. He is fully aware of the book’s subject matter and thinks a greater woman has not walked the planet. He is ready in fact, to have her name tattooed across his body, I believe in multiple places. He proclaimed, “I love that woman,” no less than twenty times in the space of as many minutes. “I wish every woman would listen to her and hear her message!!”
“Whoever said that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, wasn’t a man,” he asserted emphatically. “In the ranking of things a man loves, food is going to be a distant second, way down on the list compared to sex. If a woman can’t cook, a guy isn’t going to care if he has to order carry out every night. But if a woman doesn’t give him “something else,” it’s not like he can go to a store to get it. If a wife gives her husband that, the rest really doesn’t matter that much.” By the time he was done singing the praises of Muller eight hours later, it was time to leave work. (It was disappointing news really, because I’ve spent a lot of effort trying to be a good cook.)
He begged me to do whatever I could to spread this message, so I promised him I would. Here is a link to Charla’s website. Just please, don’t print this post and leave it beside your wife’s cereal bowl unless you trim off the website name first.
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September 4, 2008 by enchantingsunshine.
I apologize in advance for the diatribe that follows, but sometimes you just have to get it off your chest!
I subscribe to a daily e-newsletter for women that provides a daily tip on a variety of subjects: finances, books, beauty, and primarily, things to buy. There’s a little too much focus on the things to buy for my taste, but there are also a lot of gems in between, so I keep the subscription.
This morning there was a question, “What did you think of Palin’s speech?” with a link to a forum for reader’s comments. I was interested to see the responses, overwhelmingly in favor of Palin. I don’t know why, but the audience is mostly conservative, a fact that is readily apparent from the nature of the responses to the articles. Regardless of the topic, somehow the majority of comments circle back to several scathing slams against those terrible environmentalists and Democrats, even if the article was about mascara or Spanx (I swear one day I’ll be able to afford a pair).
I see where they’re coming from. After all, environmentalists are trying to make everyone’s life miserable, what with their far-sighted thinking, understanding of the interdependence of the eco-system, wanting people to have clean air to breathe, clean water to drink, food not contaminated with cancer-causing toxins, good health, limited exposure to harmful chemicals, beautiful, serene, natural places where we can restore and soothe our harried souls, future generations to inherit a quality of life… I get it. Environmentalists are scum bags always trying to take away someone’s profits for their own selfish motives. A man has a right to rape the land and pollute the resources everyone uses if he so chooses, doesn’t he? This is America!
And those Democrats! Man! The way they’re always trying to help the little guy to get boots so that he has some bootstraps to pick himself up by, wanting corporations to be accountable for their actions, believing in notions like freedom of religion and separation of church and state, (like it’s stated in the Constitution), demanding absurd things like people have a living wage. What a freaking menace to society! Imagine if Democrats got their way what an awful country we would live in. We might even be forced to take two weeks of paid vacation every year. For the love of God, we might even catch up with the rest of the industrialized world and have access to quality health care. The “greatest country in the world” shouldn’t have health care for all its citizens. People should always be on the edge, worrying about whether one day an illness will wipe out their savings and make them bankrupt. No wonder “liberal” is such a dirty word!
I apologize for the sarcasm, but sometimes it’s pretty hard to read and hear the constant accusations about the “liberal media”, (like FOX???) and the rhetoric without getting a tad annoyed. I confess, I am a Democrat. On most issues I think the solution is somewhere in the middle instead of either extreme. I believe that’s where most other Americans are too, maybe sometimes right, sometimes left, but on the whole, the rest of us respect notions of tolerance and compromise. I don’t think that either party is exempt from corruption and career politicians who are more interested in self-preservation instead of what’s best for the constituents they support. On the whole though, I find myself sympathizing with the Democratic stance on issues far more than the Republican one. The sad thing is that because of our partisan system that rewards polarization, by the time a Republican politician opens his mouth, particularly over the last eight years, if I’m telling the truth, I invariably find the position mean-spirited, greedy, selfish, and often downright hateful. It’s the Rove and formerly Gingrich way. I’m wish I could understand it better and find the good intention, but again and again, and this is true of some Democrats too, I see privileged individuals fighting any and every law or policy meant to help the least among us, usually for the benefit of some big corporation. Where I come from, that’s called injustice.
In a spirit of being open-minded, I watched Palin’s speech. Here I’m going to be partisan, but honest. I wanted to know what Republicans say at their conventions. “We’re going to widen the divide between the rich and poor!” [Yay! Cheering] “We’re going to eliminate the minimum wage!” [more wild enthusiasm] “We’re going to make sure that all corporations are exempt from taxes!!!” [crowd screaming so enthusiastically that they pass out en masse from the euphoria] “My fellow Republicans, George Bush got the ball rolling, but we’re not there….Hello??? Hello???”
Honestly, I don’t mean to offend anyone. I understand that sometimes a Republican leaning comes from lack of faith that the government will use our money effectively to implement programs to help people. But why not cut out all the unnecessary government spending and earmarks and instead use that money to reduce poverty, to help people, to teach real life skills, job skills, parenting skills, and for the Love of God, why not sex education!! Anyway, I’m way off track from the original point of this post which was to talk about Obama’s experience.
Back to the e-newsletter…as I mentioned there were a lot of the usual negative comments about Democrats, as well as a near idol worship of Palin. Except for one reader, some coward who used the name “Anon” to say that she found Palin’s speech to be typically mean-spirited Republican. Boy did that stir up controversy and ire! But they asked, didn’t they?
What surprised me more than all the Palin veneration were comments like “I’m afraid of Obama.”
Afraid of him?
Seriously?
If it weren’t a little scary, it could be comical. Some people clarified that it was because of his “lack of experience.” Uh huh. I believe that. But let’s assume the best for a moment and that this “fear” is related only to Obama’s past experience. Here is my rebuttal.
1) Seriously? After having that simpleton chucklehead in office for the last eight years, what more to fear is there than more of the same? How about the crushing national debt that is accumulating at a staggering rate? Or, are we really so selfish as to not care a wit about fiscal responsibility and the effect on future generations and the future of this country?
2) If McCain were to be elected and die in office, the president would be…yes, that’s right, someone with GOBS more experience than Obama! Phew. No worries there!
3) Palin has enacted so much more legislation than Obama. She’ll be the change that D.C. needs. Well, except for that little fib about not accepting the money for the “Bridge to nowhere.” She accepted the money and praised her colleagues for getting the earmarks, but for the purposes of the election, none of that happened.
4) We definitely need someone who will drill for oil! Definitely! We’ve made such huge strides toward reducing our dependence on oil ever since the 70s! As a nation, we really heard that call, took notice and woke up to our energy usage. There’s no such thing as peak oil and that hasn’t been predicted since the 50s. No, we’ll never reach peak oil. It’s an unlimited resource, like the sun and water, and fish. (And apparently denial and delusional thinking which there seems to be no shortage of in this country.) Of course, some things are just necessities, like Urban Assault Vehicles that are bigger than the average home. We need those.
And finally, I’ll break from sarcasm for the final point…
5) If we want to talk about experience, Obama has about the same amount of experience as FDR and Truman, two of the greatest presidents in the history of our country. In terms of ideals, which pair would you compare more to FDR and Truman?
Oh yes, another FDR as president? I’m shivering with fear.
In closing, once again, I mean no offense to any unfortunate Republicans who stumbled upon this post. I respect John McCain and think he’s a fine man when he’s not trying to appeal to the fringe, minority ultra-conservative, nut jobs. However, I certainly wouldn’t say that he’s a less risky option of our two presidential candidates. If you ask me, surely he could have found a running mate that understood the importance of bringing Americans together. But then, I guess many of us *are* one issue voters. Palin’s a woman, Obama is black, we need to drill for oil, and someone is “for” or “against” abortion. When will we get it? When will we stop falling for the rhetoric, and fear that politicians use to manipulate us?
After we get rid of those awful, ignorant environmentalists.
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August 28, 2008 by enchantingsunshine.
It’s just not possible to love this man anymore than I do right now.
Will the election never get here?
Brilliant!!
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August 23, 2008 by enchantingsunshine.
You may have heard this morning (or maybe you received your own text message) that Obama has chosen his running mate: Joe Biden.
Please take a minute to send him a welcoming email.
The longest eight years in the history of the planet, and one of the darkest chapters in US history are creeping to a close. (149 days as of this writing.) Soon we will rejoice. I hope.
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August 18, 2008 by enchantingsunshine.
“Recently a dad brought nine little girls in a limo. I gave them little flip-flops so they wouldn’t mess up their pedicures,” gushes Lane, who thinks spa treatments provide a healthful way for kids to unwind.”
It’s true. Kids do have a lot of stress these days, don’t they. No one needs to “unwind” more than a stressed out, unpampered, unmanicured little girl.
Here is the full article.
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July 11, 2008 by enchantingsunshine.
Though usually I like to encourage you to save your money so that you might amass enough to live your dreams, a photographer friend of mine is publishing his photobook of street scenes in Charlotte. He’s a fine photographer and a wonderful human being, so I’m pushing his book, hoping that it will sell a few copies. If you don’t buy it, at least flip through the pictures. That’s free though it doesn’t much help my friend. ![]()
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July 11, 2008 by enchantingsunshine.
Want an idea for a great practical joke? Go to this website, type in the name and email address of your victim in the “to” portion, and voila! Your evilness makes merry on its own. I won’t even tell you what the joke is. If you want to know, type in your own name and email address in the “to” field. You won’t get the full experience since you already know it’s a joke, but maybe you’ll be able to surmise the joy and surprise of your unsuspecting recipient.
I totally fell for it. In my amazement, I conceded, “Finally! The people have realized that they need me!” It’s a pity because my first act in office would have been to ban Red Sox and Ys fans from besoiling our stadium grounds with their foulness.
Enjoy and Happy Weekending!!
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July 7, 2008 by enchantingsunshine.
It is my unwavering conviction that world peace starts with well-rested, happy people who take vacation. Perhaps you saw the recent article in the New York Times describing how many Americans don’t use all their vacation. That is, not even resting for a mere two weeks a year. What a tragic way to spend our short time along this cosmic plane.
Meanwhile, Europeans are laughing at us over their sandy beach blankets and home baked pastries, enjoying four weeks minimum of paid time off.
If I could do only one worthwhile thing, it would be to convince you to write to or call your worthless congressman (since Sarbanes retired) and ask him or her to support a vacation law for all Americans. Here’s a website to get you interested.
Do it! Go towards the light. Vacation is the first step to solving all America’s problems.
P.S. Wishing a peaceful vacation to one of my friends at a certain popular Maryland beach who is doing the smart thing and using his vacation time at this very moment. We should all be as smart as he.
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July 4, 2008 by enchantingsunshine.
Hope this 4th of July finds you enjoying good eats, togetherness, and feelings of appreciation for being among the lucky few on the planet earth, who for this brief time along the cosmic calendar, are enjoying peace and prosperity.
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July 4, 2008 by enchantingsunshine.
Please don’t hate me, but it’s true, I think there’s an upside to high gas prices. Before your mouse navigates to click the “Send Mail Bomb” button, please hear me out.
I have a belief, that only time will reveal as accurate or far-fetched, that our lives will get better as the price of gas increases. Maybe not initially. There will be a lot of resistance to change, as there always is. We feel entitled to our lifestyles. We don’t want anyone to tell us that we don’t have a right to drive a Hummer or consume as much as is humanly possible. But there might be (there is!) an upside to high gas. Before I get too far into this discussion, let me clarify that I exclude those already at the bottom of the economic ladder from “better,” though I think they may eventually benefit too.
Before I get into the potential benefits we may derive, let’s start with why Americans are angry over the price of gas. It’s something I find remarkable. Is it really a brand new concept that oil is not an infinite resource? Are we really that short-sighted? Can we really be that naive as to assume that we can behave however we wish and the earth’s resources will bow to our insatiable will? We lived through gas shortages in the 70s. Scientists have been sounding the warning for fifty years (yes, fifty) that oil would peak in the 90s. Even heads of oil corporations acknowledge that time is limited. But, we’re angry. “Drill! Drill! Drill” is the demand. No matter that it will take 10 or 20 years to see the fruits of the drilling, if there are any. It doesn’t matter that more drilling will likely produce very little. Do it now!
I ask, “And then what?” What happens if we do find more oil? Will we heed the advice of scientists to move to other energy sources? Will we change our ways? To find the answer, we only have to look at our behavior after the 70 gas shortage. Did our cars get smaller and more gas efficient or larger and more gas guzzling? Have all the warnings of the past been enough to motivate people to buy small, gas efficient cars? No, only an economic pinch, only a tight squeeze on the pocketbooks speaks to us. Even now, there are those at the top of the economic ladder who are unconcerned with how much gas they’re using. As long as there is money, they will never see a reason to change. Not even in the interest of providing a better world for their offspring.
It appears to be our human nature to live to the fullest extremes that we can muster and to live in denial about our behavior.
More often I hear and see news stories profiling good, hard-working citizens impacted by the cost of rising gas. These stories are meant to tug on your heart-strings, evoke your pity or outrage at how someone, whoever that someone was, allowed gas to get so expensive. Just once I would like to hear the people profiled in these stories to own some responsibility for their choices, “Yes, I know I should have been more informed, but I liked the look of the Hummer, and since I have no personality of my own, I use my possessions to serve as a substitute and to make a statement about my absence of character, shallow waste of oxygen that I am. If I were to use the matter contained within my cranium, and mind you, I won’t, but if I did, I suppose I’d realize that it’s my own fault that I spent an utterly foolish amount of money on a car meant to consume every last drop of oil left on earth so that I can show everyone what an utter selfish asshole I am, money that could easily have fed a village in Africa or India for a year if I could be interested in anything beyond that which exists several feet beyond my own self-absorbed nose. Yes, I brought this on myself.” Okay, I’ll concede that they wouldn’t likely allow the word “asshole” on the news. Fine. Call me harsh, but it’s true.
Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, let me turn to the potential upside of high gas prices.
1) Finally, people are becoming aware of the possibility that resources are not infinite. We are at last waking up.
2) As oil becomes less of an option for meeting our energy needs, it will cripple the powerful lobbyists who currently control Congress (car and oil industry). Perhaps instead of heavily subsidizing oil, our tax dollars can heavily subsidize renewable energy research and implementation.
3) Cities will (re)establish the clean, safe, reliable public transportation infrastructure destroyed by GM, enabling Americans the choice to reduce the large portion of their budget spent on car related expenses: gas, insurance, maintenance, purchasing and repurchasing cars, interest paid on car loans… With a good public transportation system, perhaps families could be connected to distant parks and spend a Saturday with a picnic, playing games, telling stories, facing each other on a fun train ride. Commuters could relax on the way to work, reading, listening to podcasts, thinking, instead of sitting in traffic inhaling fumes and getting irate at the morons on cellphones in the fast lane who are oblivious to the world around them.
4) We might live closer to work, have a shorter commute and more time for more important things.
5) We might carpool and develop friendships with our carpool mates.
6) We might finally have the excuse we needed to eliminate some of the unnecessary activities that aren’t really adding to our quality of life.
7) We might walk more, and eventually, our suburbs might become neighborhoods again, where we know each other, talk to one another, and have each other over for tea or lemonade, or even a stiff drink now and then.
8 ) We might stop and rest. Instead of always looking to “upgrade” our home to find something that is bigger, we might decide to stay where we are, trading quantity for quality and take an interest in building communities, and loving, nurturing, and taking care of what we have.
9) The neighborhood grocery might return as a locally-owned shop, with an owner who has an interest in the health of the community.
10) We’ll drive less. Our roads will be quieter and the air will be cleaner.
11) Without our car independence, we might become interdependent on each other to share driving chores (”Sandy can you pick up the kids today? I’ll get them tomorrow”) thereby simplifying our lives.
12) Employers will be more supportive of telecommuting. While we’re working at home, we can throw in a load of laundry and check on the pot roast. We might have more time for home-cooked meals.
13) We won’t have as much disposable income to waste on junk food and fast food, so we’ll get healthier from eating less garbage.
14) We’ll have to use our legs more to get where we’re going, getting more exercise and thereby improving the health of our hearts and our brains.
15) Perhaps cities will be designed with more of an eye towards bike paths and bike friendly byways.
16) We’ll start growing our food locally, giving us more nutritious options (the further food is transported the more nutritional value it loses) with less adverse environmental impact.
17) We’ll have less sprawl, so we’ll all live closer together, making a night together with friends less complicated to plan.
Yes, in order to accomplish these things, we’ll have to change our culture and how we think. Many are hard hit right now because they didn’t have room in their budgets for the extra cost of gas, and they have my sympathy. My hope is that the future is brighter, that we will become less dependent on our cars, that we will have more options, that after we adjust, we find that our lives are better and less complicated. Yes, it’s a dream.
Update: I shared part of this list with some friends last night and they suggested that I am on crack and might want to consider rehab. Particularly considering my overly-optimistic point that the current power structure might ever be ousted. I concede it’s a dream, but I continue to hope nonetheless that we begin to embrace some changes that can result in a stronger community-oriented way of life.
Alright, alright, I’ll look into rehab.
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